NEWS OF: 11/22/2005

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turkey pardon At White House ceremonies today, Thanksgiving turkeys Marshmallow and Yam, originally scheduled for a pardon, fell victim to the Patriot Act. Whisked via Airforce One from Gitmo to a secret prison in Baghdad, CIA officials would neither confirm nor deny rumors that the two were “stuffed” with intelligence and would be interrogated until they coughed up their giblets. See Washington Post

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